*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

theycallmemos:


Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica
demoncest:

merry christmas 

This isn’t even that funny but it’s 1am and I’m dying fuck my roommate is gonna kill me.

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

trust:

me: it’s too hot

me: *opens window*

*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*

"You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst,’ but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you."
tbdressfashion:

SUMMER OUTFIT